Presidential Polyps

President Bush recently had some polyps removed from his colon. Sometimes polyps can turn cancerous, but I doubt his are. After all, President Bush hasn’t had much luck finding weapons of ass destruction.

I’m posting this now before someone else thinks of it. I might already be too late.

And allow me to be the first to wonder aloud how the surgeons could see past Condi’s head to see those polyps.

This is one of those once-in-a-lifetime humor situations. You can play along at home. Leave a comment with your own best joke about the president’s semi-colon.

Go.

Comments

[jorge]

dr: mr president, we found 3 polyps close together in your colon

gw: that won't make for a good speech, will it now?

[Stevie D.]

Here was one of my attempts:

"After being investigated, it was announced that the polyps were not cancerous...it was also discovered that they were individually registered to vote in Florida."

there's more at:
http://lazycomic.blogspot.com/2007/07/presidential-polyps.html

[duckman1957]

The comment about Secretary Rice was gratuitous. If she were a Democrat, she would be untouchable. Because she had to git uppity and be a Republican, she's fair game for any filth people wish to throw at her. It's an education to discover what "liberal" Democrats and those on the left generally really believe about those whose ancestors came from Africa.

[Tom Gao]

I'm really, really, REALLY going to miss that stupid son-of-a-bitch. Thanks for eight years' worth of laughter, but the party's over now.

[ashish nainwal]

polyp actually sounds like poly Pee!! President Bush and his gang (which includes anyone from Rice to grain) has a habit of going for a POLY PEE where all of them go to a certain place and destroy that place with their PEE! Its like a gang of kids standing next to a wall, peeing together (which i call Poly Peeing) and trying to kill the flies and mosquitoes on the wall with their streams. Now that he has removed his POLYPEE..hopefully he doesnt indulge in this game anymore!

[ashish nainwal]

polyp actually sounds like poly Pee!! President Bush and his gang (which includes anyone from Rice to grain) has a habit of going for a POLY PEE where all of them go to a certain place and destroy that place with their PEE! Its like a gang of kids standing next to a wall, peeing together (which i call Poly Peeing) and trying to kill the flies and mosquitoes on the wall with their streams. Now that he has removed his POLYPEE..hopefully he doesnt indulge in this game anymore!

For world peace!

[ashish nainwal]

polyp actually sounds like poly Pee!! President Bush and his gang (which includes anyone from Rice to grain) has a habit of going for a POLY PEE where all of them go to a certain place and destroy that place with their PEE! Its like a gang of kids standing next to a wall, peeing together (which i call Poly Peeing) and trying to kill the flies and mosquitoes on the wall with their streams. Now that he has removed his POLYPEE..hopefully he doesnt indulge in this game anymore!

For world peace!

[Fard Times]

I posted on the same item the same day, at hundreds kilometres of distance and in the same category (humour)... If you understand a little of Italian...The post is at this link: http://www.fardtimes.splinder.com/post/13182979/L%E2%80%99operazione+antiterrorismo+
Bye.Fardtimes

[Real Deal]

Lord help us if the demon-crats get power in 2008. what A bunch of morons the sky is falling the sky is falling!!!!

[Stealth]

To Andrew Buddenborg:
Bush was only in the office for 8 months when 9/11 happened. Clinton was in for the 8 years prior, when al Qaeda attached the World Trade Center in 1993, the African Embassy bombing on August 7, 1998 and the USS Cole on October 12, 2000. Yep, you are sooo right. Bush “had a very large part in causing 9/11” and caused al Qaude to hate us in just 8 months, but Clinton didn’t in 8 years? Please, read some true history and stop listening to left wing liberal crap. Al Qaeda hates the United States, including and all us “infidels”, not just George Bush. That’s why the WTC and the Pentagon were attacked, and another plane was heading toward the Capitol or White House. The business sector, the military and seat of our government were the 3 targets on 9/11, not George Bush.

To FredDawg:
Tainting the office of president? Having oral sex in the oval office with an intern, then lying about it under oath is not criminal or tainting? Oh, Please. If I remember right, Clinton was impeached for his actions. Ronald Regan has such respect for the Office of President that he didn’t even remove his suit jacket while in the oval office.

To Dramenbnejs;
Typical Liberal. You misquoted me and took things out of context. I said “we should at least respect the office of the President and not use such crude and ignorant remarks such have been made here”. You don’t have to like the man, but you should respect the office he holds, the same as you would boss, union steward, etc.

To clarify my point, liberals have and will hate everything Bush says or does because they simply just hate him as a person and the view he holds, and not because of his policies. The hatred began long before 9/11, or even before he took office. And in most cases, they say things to accent their hatred that are false and/or loaded with venom. Evidence of my point is Dan Rather and what he did that cause his early exit from CBS. Even after the allegations were proven false, those who hate Bush continue to believe the story to be true. This entire line of comments, while with some lever of humor, also proves my point.

[Andrew Buddenborg]

George Bush is a dead beat loser.

He only cares for money, hence he had a very large part in causing 9/11

CANADA OWNS!

[Maria]

I especially liked the Condi crack (pun intended).

[Poobah]

Way too late Scott - there is already a hot sauce called "Weapon of Ass Destruction".

[Nix]

Couldn't think of a joke which hasn't already been said (yes, I just wasted a good hour and a half of work indulging myself by reading each and every comment to this blog. Too funny not to!)

I just had to applaud you on this one - a pure work of art that had me rolling on my office floor for most of the morning. This is why I come back to this blog time and again...

[Joe in MD]

Reagan had problems with the truth (Iran Contra, etc.) and had a growth removed from his nose at one time. I speculated that this was the Pinocchio Syndrome.

[Jayabrata Bose]

He just lost his guts!

[drsteve]

It wasn't polyps at all. They were looking for the sun.

[Davidlin]

There haven't been any more attacks since 9/11 because...they are busy fighting us in Iraq? Or they really had no plans to attack us again after 9/11? Maybe they never attacked us at all! Dick Cheney did it! You obviously did a lot of your own research for this post in a very dark place.

[FredDawg]

I just hope that Bush had the procedure done at the Naval Hospital in Bethesda by a Rear Admiral!

[Lou]

Bush earned our disrespect with all the lies and criminal behavior done by this entire Bush Administration. HE is the one who tainted the Office of the President. HE, along with Cheney, Rummy, Rice and Rove should be cooling their heels in a padded jail cell for their outright LIES to get us into Iraq. NOTHING Clinton has ever done could ever compare to that criminal behavior. You're right on, Scott, right on!!

[adora]

This is great! W.A.D. I wished I thought about it first.

[Joe Pinegar]

It's obvious that GW needed to prove he was a "Reagan Republican"

[Dramenbnejs]

Well, that's a sad thing for the polyp's career....

[Crude and ignorant remarker]

> "Respect our President and stick to cartoons"

Thanks Stealth! We really needed the point of view of the polyps!

[Stealth]

I just amazes me the number of people who will bash and attack the President of the United States just out of hatred and in may cases just through plain ignorance and stupidity. And what makes it worse is when people with celebrity status, (present company included in this comment) think they have a free license to do so.

George Bush is the President of our country. Yes, we have the 1st amendment and the right to comment on his leadership, the decisions he makes and the way he is leading our country. Is he perfect? No. Has he made mistakes? Yes. Is that the same as every other president in history? Yes.

But as President, we should at least respect the office of the President and not use such crude and ignorant remarks such have been made here. Even Rush Limbaugh and those on the right have NEVER used this kind of rhetoric to describe the Clintons and others on the left.

I invite those of you who think the President and those around him are ‘so stupid’ and such to review the qualifications of Bush, Chaney, and Rice, then look at the qualifications of those who attack him publicly, such are Michael Moore, Alex Baldwin, Jay Leno, and even the host this blog. Then tell me who’s more qualified to run a country.

As for you Scott, stick to cartoons. Dilbert is great comic that everyone is the business world can relate too. Stick to stuff you know and leave the crude comments out of your editorials.