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Bob Moriarty

The Great American Blog is here!
An in-your-face bouillabaisse of regurgitated wit ... hits you like an email with bad breath.

Matthew J. Marshall

This book changed my life - I'm no longer rich, handsome, nor hung like a horse, but it the laughs were all worth it!

Gary E. Ramey

I posted this on Cct. 22nd but it doesn't appear here. What gives?


Read this book, it's better than being probed by aliens?

I was abducted by extra-terrestrials who forced me to translate this book while they conducted unspeakable experiments. I enjoyed it so much, (the book not the experiments) I stole their copy. After all that probing, I thought it only fair!

Gary E. Ramey

Read this book, it's better than being probed by aliens?

I was abducted by extra-terrestrials who forced me to translate this book while they conducted unspeakable experiments. I enjoyed it so much, (the book not the experiments) I stole their copy. After all that probing, I thought it only fair!

Suzanne Reichel

More exciting that a bottle of prozac with a martini chaser!

Kevin Leung

This book was so insightful, I saw Scott Adams' face in a peanut butter jar!

Jim Llewellyn

..So comprehensive in it's content that it replaces my copy of the US Federal Tax Code as the only reference I use when doing people's taxes.
--- D. Duction, CPA

Blue34

I laughed! I cried! I peed my pants!
Now my boss, Mr. Dillenkrautsenhein, says I have to reimburse the company for a new office chair.

Chris

From the relation of quantum physics to free will, religion versus science, the ethics of peace and war, Mr. Adams displays his complete and utter ignorance regarding all of the above. If you like being alternately angered and alienated, this book is for you!

Rose Brunson
Michelle Simons

Its so enjoyable that the spazms in my back started to mingle with my endorphines!

Andrew Gordon

This book changed my life! I realized since I had nothing better to do but read it, I had none!

Jake Stern

Yeah, I didn't think this book was that funny.

Jake Stern

I was really hoping he'd write more about Garfield.

Jake Stern

I never read this book. I guess it looks alright, though.

eric ilasenko

Scott Adams could be an Alien Creature with the wisdom he imparts to us mere mortals in this masterpiece!

D

This book not made entirely from recycled materials. Buy the book or the trees will have died in vain.

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The trees have already been cut down so ask yourself "Why not buy the book?" The monkeys thought it was a fair trade.

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If you ever wondered what America does during the work day to waste so much time and money, you've never been on the internet. But now you can read it all for the first time on the crapper! *Pages also works as standard two-ply.

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Read this book; what better thing could you do while on the crapper, a plane, the bus, or during jury duty? In fact, my maniacal snorting while reading the book got me out of jury duty altogether. This was the best $15 a day plus mileage I ever spent.

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This book is the best thing since the internet; you can take it with you anywhere and not worry about pop-up ads between pages. No assembly required, internet connection not included.

Brandy

Find further proof that cartoonist Scott Adams needs "help"!

James Yin

Who on the Nobel committee did Doris Lessing blow to beat out Mr. Adams?

Trevor T

When Scott Adams authored "God's Debris" in September 2004 the Boston Red Sox won the World Series. Now this masterpiece is released in 2007 and the Sox won the pennant. Coincidence? I think not.

Duane Nieuwsma

This book has many words lined up in rows instead of word balloons with drawings that you can color. On the bright side, it will stimulate your left brain and make you well-rounded and more attractive to head-hunters so that you too can become a wealthy CEO.

Richard Factor

I HAVE to buy this book! My kidnappers had a copy but my dad foolishly paid the ransom an hour too soon.

Harry Knopp

This book is guaranteed to help you get laid...as long as you aren't choosy.

Harry Knopp

Harry Knopp harrycontests@hotmail.com

100 years from now, schoolchildren won't know who Bill and Hillary Clinton were, but they'll be able to quote passages in this book verbatim.

Larry Rosenthal

Funnier than a pack of monkeys Jonesing for your nuts!

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Caution - hiccough inducing hilarity inside. Medical intervention may be required.

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