Question of the Day

If you took these three people and morphed them together, who would you get?

1. Frank Sinatra (from the skinny Rat Pack years)

2. Sammy Davis Junior

3. Bobby Kennedy

Comments

[ourmonmouth]

Thats easy: Dweezil Zappa

[Brant]

Lenny Kravitz?

[Cavpollo]

someone I dont know... because I dont know anyone of those famouse people... and I dont live under a rock, I just dont care about people who arent sharing the same room with me or are polluting the air Im breathing right now

[sm80403]

Marilyn Monroe's love child!

[Hypnot]

Britney Spears :)

[Affiliate Confession]

A short black Attorney General who's really a Mafia boss.

[Bill Tkach]

A Dead Beige Crooning Coke Sniffing CIA Agent?

[Matt McDonald]

I'm convinced that Sammy Davis Jr. is already a perfect meld of the other two. Therefore, the answer to your question is 2*(Sammy Davis Jr.)

[KEn]

A sailor who is unable to release his grip on a bra strap?

[MattyD]

Oooh I know this one...

Is it the cloverfield monster?

[D. Mented]

Must be a guy thing...if Ella Fitzgerald married Alan funt - she'd be Ella funt! OH HA HA!
If this is political,
I want Lou Dobbs for president, and Ralph Nader for vice!
That's right, you angry Corvair fans, Ralph Nader - who singlehandedly invented the consumer information/consumer protection/truth in advertising movement! To hell with your "there was only one car worth driving in all of history, and he destroyed it" attitude. There are plenty of sports cars out there. I for one like to know if there's lead in my lipstick BEFORE I put it on.
Vote for Dobbs-Nader in '08! Write them in! The future of America depends on getting rid of all these corporate whores and bleeding heart idiots and electing some common sence and human decency.
D. Mented

[C. R. Dick]

Yeh, I'd have to say Obama too. And I agree with your assessment of how the election will turn out. I'm not quite sure though that Bush will share his election rigging machinery and infrastructure with McCain, though. But now that we've all seen it done, not once, but twice, it obviously can be done, and McCain has the resources to hire lackeys to do it all over for him from scratch if he wants to win that bad.

[Zog the Infinite]

A dead mobster lackey with a glass eye.

[dayes]

Michael Bublé (with a really dark tan)

Ingredients:

1/2 part Frank Sinatra ethnicity
1 part Frank Sinatra musical talent
1 part Sammy Davis Jr. musical talent
1 part Bobby Kennedy hair

Directions:

mix all parts together. set aside to allow dough to rise. bake in oven until golden brown.

Serve warm with mellow coffee and rich cake.

side note: i strongly recommend reading/watching Everything Is Illuminated. you'll never be able to hear the name "Sammy Davis Jr" without laughing.

[DF]

A pile of bones resembling the long lost republican elephant?

[DrHyde]

Hillary Clinton ! - if Obama is in he list, then Hillary cud not be away ..

When u think of it ... Hillary does have a good case here ..

[Karl H.]

Bill Cosby?

[Petr]

An ass-large dose of ashes.

[crull]

A blogpost.

[=D]

Is this some heat on the election? =_="

[Ajith Prasad]

The pointy haired boss :)

[Chas]

I'd get the barkeep to pour me another beer and I'd go back to watching the rugby.

(couldn't you have made my life easier by asking "what would you get?"?)

[jer_the_bear]

A dry pile of oddly-shaped bones.

[jer_the_bear]

A dry pile of oddly-shaped bones.

[Tony]

Agreed! Just wrote about how cool Obama is on www.thepolitrick.com/

Good stuff

[DJFelix]

I believe the answer you all seek is here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rorschach_inkblot_test

And you all fell for it. Touché Scott!

My wife's answer?

"The sexiest singer alive!"

Now THAT'S an answer :)

[Marie]

Tiger Woods -- he's agile,talented, black, and classy.

[Tyler]

"Barack "Hussein" Obama-Why do you all forget to use his middle name. Hillary always gets to use hers. What about "W" and John "F". Do only REALLY important people get to use their middle names when they run for office? Are you uncomfortable with "Hussein"-now why would that be? Isn't Barack Hussein Obama proud of his given FULL name and his heritage?"

Other famous Tylers: Steven Tyler, Liv Tyler, Tyler Durden, Tyler Faith, Tyler Denk, Tyler, Texas...

Names don't mean shit, despite what Scott says.

And Rodham is Hillary's maiden name, not her last name.

[mr.udders]

Lee Kuan Yew.

[Nimrod]

Just came from today's Dilbert, and I see Wally finally went completely bald...? Guess it was just a matter of time. :-)

[Paul Bruner]

A drunk one eyed black senator who sings well and works for the mob?

[Stew Hawke]

Coffee coloured people who know the score :o)

Ref: Shocking Blue (Paraphrased)

Stew

[Dave K]

Gary Coleman

www.peenn.com

[lawlessone]

A coffin that needs to be larger?

[Ben]

I know who one of those people are! Thats pretty good for me.

[charlie]

This is just a general comment on your blog, it has nothing to do with today's post. I think that it would really help if you got rid of the "comments" section, and replaced it with a proper forum. It would make it much easier for us to have actual discussions on the topic, whereas the way it is now it's very hard to actually respond to what someone else said. You'd probably get a lot more original feedback that way, too, instead of dozens of people posting the same thing.

[Sondra]

SOMEONE WITH GREAT MOB CONNECTIONS

[Eric]

This is a trick question. In fact the DNA of these 3 people was already merged resulting in a Harry Connick, Jr. Make no mistake- there never was a senior.

[Smell_the_glove]

Throw in Pat Robertson and you have John Ashcroft

[Michael LaRocca]

Barack Obama, my vote, and a link back to my site for repeating what I bet dozens of other commenters have already - um - commented. I'm too lazy to look at what other people write. Puh-leaze.

[12angrymonkeys]

The start of a really cool zombie army.

[D Miller]

Barack Obama.

I could explain in depth, but I think it's obvious.

[Noclue]

Politics
+
Entertainment Squared
+
Death cubed

[Tim c]

Both Francis Albert and Sammy were masters of their art. They fought their way to the top, and stayed there. Bobby wasn't in the same league. BO looks good because he seems young and fertile compared to Hilary and John. But can he sing?

[Stefano]

Scott, if you write an endorsement for Barack Obama, do you think that will have any effect on your readers?

[Playtah]

Frank Sinatra - Had a penis and sang well.
Sammy Davis, Jr. - Had a penis and sang well.
Bobby Kennedy - Had a penis.

It's gotta be Cher.

[quantum_flux]

It's obviously Hillary Clinton!

[Wally West]

Axel Rose

[jethro]

Akebono.

[Garret]

A drunk half blind guy with a bad accent who gets shot.

[jerry w.]

I don't know "who" you would get, but "what" you would get would be the entire

catholic church marching directly up your ass for tampering with the holy

creation of human life by other than the normal process, i.e., man + woman = child

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

http://boskolives.wordpress.com/

[Lubo]

I like Ron Paul... I'm not american, but that man is cool...

[dejapooh]

I don't know, but it's crawling on your neck.

[Arby]

One ugly, singing and dancing politician.

[Federal Duck]

How badly does it speak of my generation that I don't know enough about any of the three to make an intelligent guess? Stupid substandard public education. I knew I should've been born rich!

[Antonio]

Bill Clinton

[Pat]

An alcoholic lawyer with a glass eye who is (drum roll please) "The Manchurian Candidate"!!! And you're supporting the guy for Prez because ...?

[Schmendrick The Magician]

One sexy bastard!

[Chenlambec]

The perfect candidate for the Uniting States of America. The best world leaders are those that at bring people together, right over a cliff. As for specifically who it would be enough to call him Mr. (insert any name here), President of the U.S.A.

[aahhrrgg]

Combine these three and you'd get someone approximately the size of Chris Farley

[Lazy Boy]

Will Smith.

Lazy Boy

[Noah Vaile]

An entertaining, deeply tanned, glassy eyed philandering old school liberal with a great voice who dances around the issues.

[bcammack]

1963

[Greg]

"So, are you going to officially write an endorsement for Barack Obama or not?"

Why would he? For arguments sake lets say Scott does support a candidate (that may or may not be Obama). He could work all of his arguements into his posts such that clever people would be the only ones that spot it - that's alright since those are the people more likely to be swayed by a clever argument, he doesn't gain anything by explicitally pointing it out to the other people since he can't persuade them anyway.

But that's not the genius of it.

Everyone likes to think of themself as a clever person. And people who have an opinion tend to interpret any new information as support for them (unless it's completely ambiguous) So everyone other than his core readership of ultraperceptive geniuses is left unswayed (which is alright because they were never going to realise they were wrong anyway) but also utterly convinced that Scott supports them and everything they believe in.

So in the end he changes all the opinions he can, everyone likes him and sooner or later he gets to watch two people arguing that he said opposite things which makes great fuel to start the whole delicious cycle over again.

I mean look at me, he's got me convinced that we're thinking on the same level. I'm such a sucker.

[Lord Foul]

Why, of course you get:

Frantra Savisior Bobnedy.

He is nice. And a friend of Santa.

[Tony Pott]

An all-singing all-dancing african-american Democratic anti-war presidential candidate who would then get assassinate by a muslim.

[Grammar Stickler]

"WHOM would you get?".

[USA]

In the short term, Obama, somewhat later on, Dean Martin

[Michael]

You've been reading Doonesbury

[Ethan]

A dead person, obviously.

Uh oh, that's not very good for Obama, is it?

[Ringelnatz]

Frank Kennedy Junior

[Tyler]

I agree with whoever put Rat King. Anyone who answers Obama is a mindless sheep.

[milk`]

Jay-Z

[Danial]

A black liberal who can't sing.

[Amit Sharma]

ummm Chuck Norris?

[henry]

Helen Clark
http://www.primeminister.govt.nz/

[quantum_flux]

such apokesperson for Obama, huh?

[jj]

Barack "Hussein" Obama-Why do you all forget to use his middle name. Hillary always gets to use hers. What about "W" and John "F". Do only REALLY important people get to use their middle names when they run for office? Are you uncomfortable with "Hussein"-now why would that be? Isn't Barack Hussein Obama proud of his given FULL name and his heritage?

[Robert Hamilton]

It's a trick question people. You can't cross 3 deceased males. No wait - Barack Obama!

[Anon]

What a scary thought...

Bobby Kennedy
Sammy Davis Jr
Frank Sinatra

that each had at least one characteristic that everybody liked...

imagine that...

maybe America no longer has any imagination...

and what we see is what we deserve...

____________________________________________

If he doesn't get elected President,

Detroit can use a man like Obama for mayor

[Cyrus]

It's gotta be Alan Keyes.

[mac]

Wow - Barack Obama! I never would have thought of that, but once you made that list, it's SO OBVIOUS!

Jeez, it's amazing. Wonderful how some things can be so meaningless yet so apparently pregnant with meaning! Like Bob Dylan lyrics from his early years!

[T.I.M.]

Ratbert

[hilary]

definitely NOT Obama. Such an insult to Frank Sinatra!

I'll say a amazingly fantastically excellent musician/singer that decided to run for president.

Arnie Schwarzenegger's musical, tanner self?

[Ben]

Lessee, best singer ever, bad singer, and a politician? Clearly, the answer is a politician who also has a good voice, and therefore the answer is The Beatles.

[Yan]

It has to be Pelé. Or not?

[Jean]

I bet you want us to say "Barack Obama".

Well, as Sammy Davis Junior, he is black (although I am pretty much sure Barack Obama never thought of himself as a "black man" and I really appreciate that).

As Bobby Kennedy, he will fail to be nominated by the Democratic Party Convention, but only because he will lose to Clinton, not because he will be assasinated (I hope, God forbid).

But I don't see what he has in common with Frank Sinatra. I never heard him sing, but I'm pretty much sure he would be far inferior in this respect to The Voice. Do you want to imply that Barack Obama has strong connections with the Mafia ?

[Basil White]

Danny Thomas

[Tam]

A SNL Skit

[Miss S]

I'm going with the majority on this one...Barack Obama!

[Roby Bang]

Bobby Frank Junior!

[Laure Chipman]

I also came up with Barack Obama. I nominate Jacob Smith for best answer: "Barack Obama with connections to the Mob, no depth perception and an annoying Boston accent?" lol

[rabbi_schulman]

its funny but its racist, also.

oy vey.

[rabbi_schulman]

its funny but its racist, also.

oy vey.

[D. Lambert]

An extra-dry martini in a tuxedo.

[Taxi guy]

Frank Kennedy Jr.?

[mattpatt]

A one-eyed, jewish, mafioso political lackey?

[j.thorn]

Harry Belafonte

[quantum_flux]

Al Gore, or do you mean putting their non-robotic parts together? Common' Scott, you know there are infinitely many solutions here!

[Fletch]

Ronald Gift from Fine Young Cannibals?

[Jeremy]

A doughnut that can sing and dance !

[ian]

a better president then mccain

[Ray Kremer]

Framby Sinavidy

[Martin]

A gray elephant from Denmark.

[moonwalk mcfly]

I don't know, but he'd definitely be dead.

[ad]

Chris Montez (check him out on youtube,he was great!)

[mike abbott]

An unstoppable killing machine.

[jeff]

John Stamos

[Kevin Kunreuther]

Too bad you can't do html in your blog
Would he look like this
http://www.fearthebeard.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/barack-obama-bw.png

[KNA]

So what?!! Who _hasn't_ fucked Scarlett 'Yo Handsome?!!!

[KNA]

Mmm. Pasghetti & meatballs.

[lasa]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_king

[~C4Chaos]

Chris Tucker!

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/9121/lecinquimelmentruby2ro.jpg

~C

[RPK]

You might get someone who can sing like Bobby Kennedy, dance like Frank Sinatra, and has the political acumen of Sammy Davis Jr.

Be careful what you wish for.

[Jason]

wow, that is freaky

[Jacob Smith]

Now I can't help wondering what Obama's singing voice is like. If it's anything like Sinatra's or Davis Jr.'s, I have one more reason to vote for him!

[dave]

Barack Obama with connections to the Mob, no depth perception and an annoying Boston accent?

[mason]

So, are you going to officially write an endorsement for Barack Obama or not? C'mon. You know you wanna. All the cool people are doin' it.

[Gnarly]

Wally?

[Masochist]

Frankenstein's monster?

This is a case where the whole is much worse than the sum of the parts.

[Adam]

A weird looking corpse.

[brian]

a tan Ronald Regan

[Matt Brown]

Sandy Duncan, maybe?

[Robert]

Jesus?

[Matt Brown]

Oprah Winfrey after lyposuction.

[Matt Brown]

Sammy: So, would you like to dance?
Hot Chick: Would I!?! Would I?!?
Sammy: No, it's glass. Would you like to dance?

[chuck]

Osama bin Laden.

Oops, I meant Barack Obama.

[Adrian Rodriguez]

Eddie Murphy ?? lol, just kidding, Barack Obama, of course

-Adryan

[Robert]

A mobster who can tap-dance his way through politics?

[Jabba]

Obama would be too easy. I'll go with McCain as the answer. He can be a bully at times and funny at others. As for Kennedy, well, ... that would depend on how he would handle a presidency.

[Gene]

Barack Obama, baby.
And I mean that!

[Sid]

Considering the contrarian that you are, I am reasonably sure that it's NOT Barack Obama. I have no idea who though.

[bigWednsdy]

Lenny Kravitz!!

[Felix]

Barak Obama?

Note: I'm doing this just because today I'm in the mood of being posted on Scott's blog. Today I just don't mind just posting the same freakin answer that everyone else has. Some other day I might.

[Sis]

Barack Obama. Bored today?

[mcmak]

No doubt Britney Spears. The mind of the mixture will be so mixed up hence ...

[mamacita]

You'd get a fist fight if you crossed Robert Kennedy with Frank Sinatra, with or without Sammy D.

[bgbear]

Uh, a dead guy? They are all dead.

[mark]

Will Smith

[JustPlainLazy]

Somehow, me thinks that this is another creative Scott Adams social experiment...

I can't wait for the follow-on blog entry where he disects the reason everyone answered Obama

[Steven McDaniel]

Who on earth could that be? Whoever you mean, that's being mean to Barack...

[JustPlainLazy]

Somehow, me thinks that this is another creative Scott Adams social experiment...

I can't wait for the follow-on blog entry where he disects the reason everyone answered Obama

[Evan Fedeli]

Barack Obama

[Evan Fedeli]

Barack Obama

[Mikestruckstop]

A hero!

[Yet Another Moist Robot]

The answer is obvious: Barack Obama

[tillerman]

Too easy. Do you think Nancy Sinatra will endorse him now?

[Jeremy Schneider]

Obama?

[Bob Snowden]

I think you get Barack Obama

[Brittnie]

Hmm...the perfect man? Minus the Kennedy part, of course...never liked him...actually, take out Kennedy and replace it with John Leguizamo, and you have yourself a winner!

http://www.livingwithanerd.com

[Darkbert]

uhm...i'm tempted to say Barack Obama? :P

[JPD]

Barack Obama?

[j]

red foxx

[Barack obama]

Barack obama?

[Katt]

A jewish mobster alway trying to indict himself.

[Avi]

I don't know who Sammy Davis Jr is, but I assume you mean Barack Obama.

[Demere]

It is so blatantly obvious: John McCain!

[HALiverpool]

Barack Obama, duh.

[olga]

Hmmmm, Obama? Ever notice how Paris and Martha look alike?

[snowdog]

A whole lot of bones, hair and a glass eye.

[jrb2001]

Barack Sinatra Obama Kennedy Jr.

[Steve]

Why, you'd get Barack Obama, of course.

[KAK]

Barak Obama with cigarettes and a cheesy singing voice?

[pooper725]

Dick York?

[Steve]

Why, you'd get Barack Obama, of course.

[shane]

I don't know, but I think he is running for president.

[shane]

I don't know, but I think he is running for president.

[Stan]

You would get: A lazy blog day.

[Dan S]

Are you implying that Obama is some kind of mob-influenced, black patrician?

[Robert]

Obama with mob connections?

[shane]

I don't know, but I think he is running for president.

[Jonathan]

Barack Obama?

[Jeffrey G. Harper]

Perhaps you would get one dead person to replace the existing three dead people? Certainly would be a spacesaver.

Might even be a market for such an invention: "Put all your dead loved ones into one convenient body. No more visiting multiple cemetaries to pay your respects! Fewer gravesites to maintain! And, it's easier on the environment! More of the dearly departed can be added later! Act now -- morph your deceased today! And, if you act now, we'll even send you, absolutely free, the Shirley MacLaine Autographed Limited Edition Ouija Board! This offer is not available in any stores! Call us today at 1-888-DEAD-KIN to speak with a qualified Postmortem Morphologist."

Well, what did you expect? Ask a silly question, get a silly answer!

[Jeffrey G. Harper]

Perhaps you would get one dead person to replace the existing three dead people? Certainly would be a spacesaver.

Might even be a market for such an invention: "Put all your dead loved ones into one convenient body. No more visiting multiple cemetaries to pay your respects! Fewer gravesites to maintain! And, it's easier on the environment! More of the dearly departed can be added later! Act now -- morph your deceased today! And, if you act now, we'll even send you, absolutely free, the Shirley MacLaine Autographed Limited Edition Ouija Board! This offer is not available in any stores! Call us today at 1-888-DEAD-KIN to speak with a qualified Postmortem Morphologist."

Well, what did you expect? Ask a silly question, get a silly answer!

[Melony]

A Well dressed politian with a awesome sense of humor and comical timing, who could sing that every American would Love

[Chuck Burgess]

Thrice the stench of decomposed meat?

[Lasko]

Barack Obama

[Jeffus]

Obama

Definitely looks like a composite doesn't he.

[Tigerblade]

Is the answer supposed to be Barack Obama?

[ruben]

Obama

[Jeremy]

Barack Obama, as seen through a glass darkly.

[dave]

you are trying to say Obama, huh... right?

[Obama]

Me.

[E]

Barack Obama

and you are a scary man for leading at least 100 people to that conclusion, this will be hypnolicious.

[moiagain]

Sounds like you're going for Barack Obama here.

[Tyler]

Justin Timberlake?

[David]

Frank Davis Kennedy.

Duh.

[Tarus]

Barack Obama - duh.

[jim]

a black one eyed singer/dancer with a bad accent and hairpiece

[Muppet]

A singing Obama?

[Michael Quinlan]

Hillary Clinton!

[Chris H.]

Interestingly, Bobby Kennedy wasn't necessary to get the right visual, the person in question looks plenty like the lovechild of young Sinatra and Sammy Davis Junior. But including Bobby Kennedy was necessary to get me thinking of young idealistic Democratic presidential nominee candidates.

[Nicholas]

That's easy ... Obama. What did I win?

[Squirrel In Black]

Ratbert

[Anders]

Jada Pinkett Smith

[David]

Duh.

Barack Obama

(only doesn't sing as well)

[praetorian]

OBAMA!!!!

[Patrick Burt]

Frank Davis Kennedy.

[KNA]

A really lonesome torso stuck in a chair shape, with fleshy pipe-cleaners for limbs, and sore wrists, and a face with more bags than Louis Vuitton.

[Drew]

Barack Obama?

[Tom]

The next President.

Combining Kennedy, a charismatic politician, with Davis, a black entertainer, would make the morphed individual half black, like Obama, charismatic and entertaining and, when you combine Sinatra, you get access to all the corruption a politician would ever need to be successful.

Needless to say this morphed individual would be a captivating speaker that could entertain and be politically savvy at the same time.

[John]

I feel like you want me to say Barack Obama

[Bryan]

Michael Jackson.

A part-black, part-white, singing zombie with a bunch of famous siblings.

[Diego]

oh, i don't know, perhaps bill clinton?

[Mark Allan]

I suppose the answer is supposed to be Obama, but I can't help thinking Dr Teeth for some reason.

[Gudmundur]

Obama

[Skyy]

Let's see: Sinatra was rumored to have gotten where he was through mob influence; Sammy was black; Bobby was a presidential candidate.

So, put them all together and you get Obama.

What do I win for getting it right?

[dan]

Barack Obama?

[Alex]

Barack Obama

[jim]

Duh - Barack Obama

[Matt]

Obama?

[BeckieO]

Frambert Sindavedy:
The smoothest, best connected, most well-spoken and entertaining politician to come down the pike.
He'd have a unique understanding of (and probably backing of) black/white, African/Irish/Italian-Americans, poor/rich and able-bodied/physically challenged voters.
(Pretty much the only group missing is women.)
Wow, talk about a super-power.

BeckieO

[LA Clay]

Bill Clinton

[David Shaw]

John McCain? No, uh...

[Nick]

Barack Obama

[Mike]

Barack Obama

[Random commenter]

Why, Barack Obama of course!

[RJ]

B.O.

[jerry w.]

The obvious?

Barak Obama.

The less obvious?

The first person able to unite the republican party.

Oh yeah, that's still Barak Obama.

http://boskolives.wordpress.com/

[Sciencedoc]

I taught in a middle school with a math teacher who took over the in school suspension program for his last two years before retiring. He bought some of the biggest speakers he could find and set up a stereo in the ISS portable and listened to Frank Sinatra and Barry Manilow all day every day. The number of students suspended dropped significantly and the school board never could figure out why.

[Sciencedoc]

Can Barack sing?

[Jirah Cox]

Philip Seymour Hoffman

[Lenn]

The answer you're looking for is Barak Obama, isn't it?

Or do you have something more subtle and devious in mind?

[Nick]

Barack Obama!

[Matthew Kovich]

Mitt Romney

(I'm guessing you're going for Barack Obama, am I right?)

[Rob Mattheu]

Barrack Obama or a guy who Marilyn Monroe DEFINATELY slept with.

[neopolitan]

Is he running for President?

[Real Live Girl]

Last time I played with corpses like that, angry villagers showed up at my castle with torches. Then my insurance went through the roof. Sorry, you're on your own.

[duclown]

Barack Obama?

[TheNeverMind]

Ross Perot? (after falling in a vat of Coppertone QT).

[Sarcastro]

Barack Obama

[rita mae]

Obama, if he lost one eye?

Is this a pass/fail?
Do you have the answer?
Is this just for fun or will we be graded on this?
Will this go on my permanent record?

Rita Mae

[MrChris]

Uuuuuuhhhhh, Barack Obama? Easy!! Next Question...

[Matt]

Taking the skinniness of Sinatra, the humor of Davis, and the speaking ability (both the skill and the BS), we'd get a Scott Adams that can't draw.

[ejmoosa]

A pile of bones.

[Dave]

Barack Osama

[Jaireth]

Obama. Nice try.

[Ethan B]

Barack Obama?

[Adam]

Easy. You would get Frank Davis Kennedy. Don't worry Scott, that sound you hear is every woman in the world exploading in one massive simultaneous orgasm. Actually, maybe we should worry...what do we have to offer that could possibly top a blue-eyed, singing, dancing sex-symbol president?

[Steven]

You looking for Barrack Obama?

[Mike]

Let me guess, Mr. Obama.

[vinnie]

ummm...obama?

[JJ]

I'm gonna take a wild guess and say your angling towards Obama here.

[Anonymous]

Barack Obama!