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Kevin Kunreuther


"I'd prefer a spider that makes women unbearably horney when it bites them.

If your spider bites me then I'm just a homely, awkward, nerd with a raging boner that I have to get rid of. At least with my spider I might get some - whether or not I can get or keep an erection."

And then you get stuck in an elevator with Roseanne and Rosie O'Donnell. Enjoy muchkin!

Kevin Kunreuther


"I'd prefer a spider that makes women unbearably horney when it bites them.

If your spider bites me then I'm just a homely, awkward, nerd with a raging boner that I have to get rid of. At least with my spider I might get some - whether or not I can get or keep an erection."

And then you get stuck in an eleveator with Roseanne and Rosie O'Donnell. Enjoy muchkin!

Elliander

Isn't it a bit Ironic that this "Erection Spider" is also called a "Banana Spider" - In context, an Erection can be called a "Hard Banana" so I find it rather amusing there is no real difference in the analogy.

However, speaking of such spiders... several years ago, I worked at a Save-A-Lot Grocery Store In Pennsylvania and felt a fuzz spot on a banana and countless really tiny spider spewed out all over the place. (I was fired for telling this to a manager in front of a customer) and while I am not sure if these were specifically "Banana Spiders" (everyone I describe them to says that is what they probably are.) and I noticed that they fled me with haste. So I would assume, if it was a Banana spider, this was an egg sac of some kind and not only do they probably not bite people that young, and they probably will die before growing up unless you keep your house nice and warm and never clean up giving them many places to hide.

Then again, the world is full of slobs. *Dun, Dun, Dun*

HB3

Just to answer a few questions--Viagra doesn't actually cause an erection on its own. It makes it easier to get one (it helps the process out), but there still has to be sexual stimulation of some sort. The stimulation can be physical or visual, but Viagra on it's own won't give an erection. So, if someone drank some Viagra, you'd have to accidently leave some Playboys or Playguys around for stimulation. Otherwise, it's possible that nothing would happen.

It's also why Viagra is less effective for people who have erectile issues that are based on mental issues rather than physical issues.

The spider venom is different in that it causes an erection regardless of stimulation or lack thereof.

Becky Nelson

Nudist who needs to get out of the pool at a family naturist park.

Ric

I say slip the potion to:

-Bicyclist before the Tour de France
-Speed skater before competition
-Louge (or however you spell it...the guys in the olympics sliding down on their backs). Aerodynamics would be shot
-Bobsledder...especially for the guy in back that jumps in and surprises the driver
-Weightlifter before a competition
-Male diver or swimmer before a competition

Justin

Luge participants. Bonus points for the two-man luge.

Adim

LOL. This is the funniest prank I have read in a while, the candidates for your pranks are unbeatable, I can just imagine the look onn the audiences of any of the candidtes. PRICELESS!

Todd

Sanjaya before he got removed from American Idol

JEB

hey, was that you, Scott in today's comic?
pretty funny about the spiders. here's another hilarity:
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/tx/4768873.html

padraig

You know, if this WAS the kind of spider that bit Peter Parker, Spider-Man wouldn't be swingin' around the city in no skinny tights. Big baggy gym sweats, maybe.

Darren E

Father of the bride before the ceremony?

Lon

Your buddy, right before he goes to meet his girlfreind's family for the first time.

Sanjay Goel

There is a flaw in today's dilbert comic strip (3rd May, 2007).
There are 2 asoks in the first and second screen, one at each side of the table.

Nerdly McNerd

I'd prefer a spider that makes women unbearably horney when it bites them.

If your spider bites me then I'm just a homely, awkward, nerd with a raging boner that I have to get rid of. At least with my spider I might get some - whether or not I can get or keep an erection.

Rikiya Nakagawa

- A gay man situated in a room full of naked ladies.

Marxist

- Everybody!

Marxist

-Bill Clinton.

Marxist

Lol, "Spider that can give you WHAT?"

Scott

So are these spiders more expensive than viagra...and also to the untrained eye this is a discussion on the humorous uses of viagra?

Richard Gosling

Priest suggestion is no good - those big floaty cassocks can hide all sorts of indescretions underneath.

ShirtBloke

Oh no! Am I now going to get an inbox full of spider spam?

You could give the venom to that guy in the office who draws the cartoons. That'd keep his mind off satirising the rest of us.

ShirtBloke

Oh no! Am I now going to get an inbox full of spider spam?

You could give the venom to that guy in the office who draws the cartoons. That'd keep his mind off satirising the rest of us.

A.J.

Just imagine that spider's sex life! I bet all the female spiders flaunt themselves at that son of a bitch!

My suggestions on who to pull this prank on:
RYAN SEACREST before going live on the red carpet. It can really help his image!

Nils

Just for the records:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_wandering_spider

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