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Isaac Hill

A book called Metaman by Gregory Stock makes a similar argument, except he suggests that organization (governments, corporation, etc) are alive instead of inanimate objects. Basically,

That I was able to summarize the 300+ page book in a single analogy may indicate that the book wasn't that worthwhile, but I found it at the dollar store, so I don't feel too ripped off.

The author says organizations or inanimate objects may not appear alive to us, but we wouldn't appear alive to our cells, since, for example, we don't reproduce asexually. The consequence of this is that organizations treat their individual members about as well as we treat individual cells, like the ones you throw away after clipping your toenails. The author seemed somehow OK with this.


I guess that makes my near-neighbour, Heathrow, the biggest toilet in the world.


We are lucky Scott was born in USA. If it were IRAN he would be a mullah (in Spanish that word sounds similar to Mula, or mule, a good definition for them)and will be using his logic to send fanatics to kill everything. And he would be the only mullah that doesn't believe in his own logic, making him the most dangerous of all.


That's just plane crap ....... oops!!!


The computer viruses are not alive, they are just programs man-made. But real viruses are of course alive, they have DNC and other things that define life!


Matt said: "I've come to the conclusion that your an idiot."

You shouldn't talk; YOU'RE an idiot AND you can't spell.

kvertiber said: "I wonder why noone has yet said that a 787 is not alive because it was not crated by God the almighty..."

Since when does God work in the shipping department? Please get a spellchecker, and share it with Matt.


Man, I'm in a geeky mood today.

Actually, parthenogenisis (virgin birth) has been demonstrated in every class of animals except mammalia (unless you are a biblical literalist of course)

Plus many plants, all bacteria and most (all?) funghi reproduce asexually.

Sadly Scott missed one of the criteria (despite quoting it from Wikipedia) - the 787 doesn't grow, therefore is not alive. It is scarily close though...

"Can anyone think of a bona fide living thing that can reproduce without any involvment of one of the same species?

Posted by: Enough Wealth"


"I've come to the conclusion that your (sic) an idiot.

Posted by: Matt"

And I've come to the conclusion that you're illiterate...

Right, grammar lesson over.

Good article Scott. You could throw in something about the A380 and natural selection whilst you're at it (although I maintain the Airbus is the better aircraft- the Dreamliner clearly doesn't have enough features...)

Jaled Krispy


Why not cover the Glasgow terrorist bombing which has made life difficult for all muslimists in Scotland.

Apparently another tourist snapped a ligament in his foot after booting the terrorist in the balls, poor man, hope his foot heals soon.


hahahaha. God man this stuff is lovely, EXCEPT when you got 20 colleagues staring at the f*ck is wrong with this idiot and then i show them the link and you get 20 more hits and plenty more laughter.

I love the way you write and keep at it. And god write a post on those constant nitpicking whiners (in the comments) that HAVE to dissect your post and take it literally or else their day is not done.


We actually eat jet poo.

People aboard planes / boats take a dump.
Dump is expelled over ocean.
Fish eats dump.
We eat fish.


There are a fun few chapters in Erewhon about the evolution of machines. It's also old enough to be available on the web:


By your definition pretty much anything is "alive", not just Boeings.


Oh thanks, now I can see two planes humping on a runway and somewhere else another plane giving birth to a junior plane. They call it turbulence, but maybe those movements are actually two planes having sex in the air?


"Plus if we poke Scott just right, we get a response, which is a form of acknowledging our existence, which is all anyone really needs to be happy."

Wait...all I need for happiness is to get Scott to acknowladge me? How do you do that? I mean I could offer the lead in for a joke and hope he couldn't resist making it, but the blog is full of those. I could appeal to his sense of charity, but there are hundreds of people on this blog just wanting to be acknowladged, I can't reasonably expect him to treat them differently to me, nor can I expect him to give up enough of his day to say a kind world to everybody. I guess I could pay him, there's bound to be some ammount of money he'd say hello for (Anyone want to hazard a guess at a figure?) but I'm not sure that counts as the sort of acknowladgement that's happiness inducing. I could kidnap his cats, but cats are the second most uncooperative life form on this planet (number one being planes) so that'd probably be harder than the origional task. I feel cheated. Like you've shown me the road to happiness but it is not within my grasp :(

"Thought experiment: how would you feel if everyone did anything you told them to but no one ever spoke a word to you or acknowledged in any way that you are the reason they just did whatever you told them to? Would it be a superpower worth having?"

What happens if I tell them to acknowledge me?
Either way I guess I could just pick someone to be my voice on earth and spent lots of time micromanaging them to do exactly whatever I'd do so the reactions they get feel like reactions to me...wait a that gods superpower? It'd explain a lot.


Flying dinosaurs are pterodactyle or birds.

Nice article on the life of planes.


"your an idiot" - brilliant.


humans are not food as it does not directly draw energy away from them - point lost

it has absolutely nothing to do with it's own reproduction - bees help the plants yes, but the plants still are involved in reproduction, they also have different sexual organs that a plane does not - point lost

i could go on much more, but simply, the last point completely disproves you. for a thing to be alive it must have the capacity to reproduce - you may say that the last organism of a species is not a living organism by that definition, but it is.
there is still a posibility that it may reproduce, if another mate were found.

in conclusion: planes are not living organisms. and i am not a plane feces


That is by far the poorest attempt at starting an argument about life, I've ever seen.
Sadly enough it worked.
What is the world coming to?


That is by far the poorest attempt at starting an argument about life, I've ever seen.
Sadly enough it worked.
What is the world coming to?


it's metaphorically alive because your definitions were only metaphores for life.

interesting how even if it was life it would need a creator originally :)


The post bought a smile to my face... of course till I got to the comments :) they made me laugh.
Why Why Why take it so seriously.


Do you intentionally create these holes in your logic so that you can sit back and watch people bitch at each other? If yes, good job. Else, come on Scott. You can do better than that.
Airplane fabrication Vs Pollination. That was bad! I dont know of any airplanes that creates pollens and waits for humans to pollinate other airplanes. When that happens, I will agree with your theory. I don't even have to read the rest of your argument to make my point.

And what's with this HUGE text box for writing the comments?


Hahahahahaha, your 787 argument is very bad and you know it hehe, it made me feel like when i am tempted to argue with an idiot ... wait ... that is ... so that is your revenge for all those idiots with arguments that you can't argue with as they don't understand you but beat you at their level? I hope you are not like this, hehe, and this is all about "Are we machines?" on a simplified basis or something like that.


One of you best Scott! I was just wandering if you were not getting a form of paranoia with all the articles about yourself.

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