In the news, a 7-foot-9 Mongolian herdsman (there’s only one of them) married a woman who is 5-foot-6.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19727485/?GT1=10150
This is the sort of story that raises all sorts of inappropriate questions. Not more questions than, say, the conjoined twins with two heads and one vagina, but lots of questions.
You were all thinking it, so let me just say it. Does the tallest man on earth have a trouser snake the size of Ryan Seacrest on Thanksgiving? Inquiring minds want to know. And if so, how does the tallest man’s diminutive wife explore her passion without dying in a Shish Kabob-type accident?
The tallest man recently made headlines for helping with some dolphins that had swallowed plastic. He used his long arms to reach all the way inside them and remove it. This makes me wonder what other uses he could have, especially if he is, you know, proportionate. For example, if someone dropped an iPod down a storm drain, could he attach gum to the end of his python, leaf through a Victoria’s Secret catalog, and retrieve it?
I don’t know the Mongolian translation for Johnson, but let’s say it’s Ganbaatar. When the world’s tallest man walks to the shower, does his Ganbaatar slap his thighs and make a noise like a king salmon that jumped in a canoe?
Oh, you can say you’re above this kind of humor. But I don’t think you’d be reading this blog if that were true, Ganbaatar breath.
you have not answer my qestion . i mean what is the name of tallest man and shortest man on earth
Posted by: chinedu | April 08, 2008 at 02:28 AM
Hi,
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I think you're doing a great job. Excellent work!
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Posted by: Johnny C | October 13, 2007 at 12:41 AM
I was wondering, if she was on top during Shish Kabob way; could he still kiss during the up and down motions? Like him sitting in chair and she sits *ahem* on it facing him? Someone please do that math. LOL...
Posted by: Myrna | October 04, 2007 at 06:15 PM
I've had a few women, in the past, who only went out with bald and receding young men. The reason, you ask, wasbecause of a simple medical fact....
Premature hair loss is caused by excess Testorone in the system.
The majority of male Testostorone is generated by the genitals.
A man with larger than average genitals produces too much Testostorone and will suffer premature hair loss.
Conversely, men who can grow long girlie long hair lack Testostorone and therefore....
You'd be quite surprised how many women use this knowledge.
And it has been a known medical fact for more than a century.
So next time you see some babe smiling broadly, arm in arm with a balding or bald dude, you'll understand why she's smiling.
Posted by: Andy | September 03, 2007 at 04:36 PM
Conjoined twins with two heads and one vagina - did you mean these?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7KDvfkVvQg
Posted by: BS | July 17, 2007 at 01:53 PM
I know it's a joke, but in the interest of scientific accuracy, there is no correlation between the size of some body parts and the size of THAT body part. Since feet, arms, et. al. are part of the skeletal structure it's logical that height correlates with those. Obviously, what we're dealing with here is an organ, not a limb.
I can't find a study that focused on the height question directly, but for one that focuses on feet, (which correlates with height) follow this link: http://www.4-men.org/penis-size/shoe-size.html
Posted by: synapticmisfires | July 16, 2007 at 01:03 AM
It doesn't work that way!
Make a fist, then open your thumb and index finger. If the guy is tall like your index, then the Ganbaatar is short like the thumb and vice versa. For further scientific study notice the thickness of the thumb vs index finger etc.
Posted by: mcmak | July 14, 2007 at 04:41 PM
[And if so, how does the tallest man’s diminutive wife explore her passion without dying in a Shish Kabob-type accident? - Scott]
This is one of your funniest lines in a long while, so I had to repeat it.
Posted by: Borjan | July 14, 2007 at 03:02 PM
Mongolia is strange. They have the world's tallest man and the world's shortest man. The shortest man is only 29". Doesn't it make you imagine that his Ganbaatar might be the size of his shortest fellow countryman?
Posted by: adora | July 14, 2007 at 04:13 AM
Gotta love a herdsman who brings his own staff.
Posted by: Travis | July 13, 2007 at 09:35 PM
Hmmm.. I wonder how the shortest man in the world is doing?
http://fairmaidenintrouble.blogspot.com/2007/06/being-bad.html
Also, I'm going to start calling people Ganbaatar from now on.. It's fun! :)
Posted by: Amy | July 13, 2007 at 12:52 PM
Use the metric system, Adams.
Posted by: Non | July 13, 2007 at 11:31 AM
She must really like him, and he must be nuts over her.
Posted by: Ken | July 13, 2007 at 09:50 AM
Ganbaatar = a famous Mongolian soccer player:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ganbaatar_T%C3%B6gsbayar
I wonder how long he is....
Posted by: AngryLabRat | July 13, 2007 at 09:47 AM
Not sure if anyone mentioned this, but is there anyway we can make a character out of this guy. He can roam around the office and all you see is from the waste down. You can call him Ganbaatar. I would die every time he was in a strip.
Posted by: Ed | July 13, 2007 at 08:40 AM
I once heard a radio interview with Britain's tallest man. He was around 8' if I remember right. The female interviewer asked if everything was in proportion. He replied that if everything was in proportion he would be over 12' tall.
Posted by: Grillage | July 13, 2007 at 08:31 AM
You Ganbaatar breath.....
I don't know scott I like Stupid lemmon eater better :)
Posted by: Steve | July 13, 2007 at 08:14 AM
FWIW, not to get too technical, but yes, "Boov" is the correct Mongolian vernacular for that part. It's actually a euphemism for pastries, and I have no idea why it refers to those bits. It does make it hard for the foreigner to politely formulate "The girl has pastries" without sounding like he is making some kind of off-color remark.
Anyway, since he's Inner Mongolian, they may be using the Chinese term "jiba." Off hand, can't remember what that stood for. But again, another in a long line of comments online and otherwise failing to denote the difference between Inner and Outer Mongolia.
Posted by: Bob | July 13, 2007 at 08:14 AM
Proportional means:
If 6' guy has average 6" dong then
7'9" guy has 7.75" dong
How tall are you? ;)
Posted by: WhatThe | July 13, 2007 at 08:07 AM
Having done extensive, impromptu analysis of, er . . . comparative anatomy, I can attest to a lack of correlation between height and length.
Posted by: JoNa | July 13, 2007 at 07:52 AM
Hahaha this is the funniest shit ever!
Posted by: moltar | July 13, 2007 at 07:01 AM
I think Cindy's a Lucky Bear
Posted by: Cube Critter | July 13, 2007 at 06:48 AM
You are a sick, sick man Scott... I hadn't thought of any of that... well not all of it...well not the sewer saving bit...
Posted by: TrevOverT | July 13, 2007 at 06:41 AM
This guy is the smartest guy in the world. At her height he has gotten himself a full time ball washer.
Posted by: Scott | July 13, 2007 at 06:35 AM
It's a pity that no one speaks about the problem that "arises" whenever the worlds tallest (and longest) man has an erection. He usually passes out from lack of blood flow to the brain before he can make use of it.
Just curious though, when he talks his wife into performing oral on him, does he have to ask her to "go up on him"?
And one more question: If he converted to Judaism, would he then say he's circumcised or circus sized?
http://boskolives.wordpress.com/
Posted by: jerry w. | July 13, 2007 at 06:30 AM