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Funny Guy

Nice article, I really appreciate your sharing!

Funny Junk

Really the best you can do is watch an architect spill his coffee.

Ray Pennisi

How about "goober"? That's a funny word.

RYAN FENNELL

SOMETIMES THE BEST YOU CAN DO IS FALL UP A TREE

Heather

I don't know if it's too late for submissions but I just came up with one.

"Sometimes the best you can do is paddle up Niagara Falls"

JT

an old one for some but...

"sometimes the best you can do is polish the turd".

To get something published - how about...

"sometimes the best you can do is prove them stupid".

or

"sometimes the best you can do is remember to breathe".

or

"sometimes the best you can do is stop starting".

slugster

"Fluff" or "pocket fluff" would be a better option, and probably more universal. A hairball is what i find in my wife's hairbrush. A hairball is what i find clogging the plughole of the shower. A hairball is what my cat coughs up on the carpet. PHB would not be handling a hairball!!

ralph

How about “Sometimes the best you can do is move the brown popsicle to another pocket.”

John C

Weren't you supposed to tell us what you liked the best? Oh and Hairball? You could have done better

Michael

Sometimes the only option is to drink the yellow snow.

nytm

Sometimes the best you can do is call everything a top priority and hope something gets done

Chuckie

1. Based on an old high school joke - Sometimes all you can do is move the cucumber to another pocket. Or the front......

2. Sometimes all you can do is move the employee to another cubicle (Talk about useless activity)

3. Sometimes all you can do is blog about it......

Chubby Mike

How about if you just spell "turd" backwards durt? it would be an inside joke to the blog fans and simply look like a misprint to others.

happy

try scubalon (greek for turd).

Kodjo Hogan

ok i got it, some times the best you can do is move the "Cow Chip" to another pocket.

its perfect, people in the midwest, plain states, and texa's will really get this one.

Chris

A timely line might be

Sometimes the best you can do is make a sitcom based on cavemen from an insurance commercial.

Chris

Sorry but hairball does not seem funny as in reference to a pocket. (turd was killer by the way)

Why would the PHB have a hairball in his pocket anyways?

I would go with lint ball or wad of lint. At least that is a reference point but not really very funny either.

If sticking with hairball, I would tie it to coughing or choking. "Sometimes the best you can do is swallow the hairball."

Good luck.

Frank

How about:

"Sometimes the best you can do is move the "Baby Ruth" to another pocket"

Looks like a turd!

James

Farfanuggen!

Squidpup

Go with a "weekend at Bernie's" type theme:

prop him up and hope no one notices the smell.

Furzyweb

"God so loved the world, he didn't send a committee."

That doesn't really have anything to do with the turd, but it has an awful lot to do with writing a comic strip through a ListServ

Tim

"Fluff the Rat..." is funnier.

engsci

How about this:

"Sometimes the best you can do is wipe it off your shoe."

it's me

"Sometimes the best you can do is replace the gun with a bullet-shooting donut."

I still love the time you had to edit that comic.

rita mae

Hairball is good.

Rita Mae

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