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Andrew West

Do you have cowpats in the US? Failing that, how about banana peel. My problem with hairball is that, despite living with cats for 20 years, I have never seen a hairball, so the imagery just doesn't hit home.

Geoff

Sometimes the best you can do is deodorise the corpse

looney

Hands in pockets...

Sometimes the best you can do is juggle your balls.

Theres no rude words...what do you mean they would publish it.

ACD

...switch socks?

Great Genius

Sometimes the best thing you can do...is hope that everybody forgets.

Daimyo no neko

Sometimes the best you can do is bury it in the kitty litter

Patrick Sain

Sometimes the best you can do…

... is let the paper bag burn.

Bob T

Sometimes the best you can do is punch air and walk away.

Elliott

My favorite clean one was one near the beginning, "Hit the screw harder." It really is management at its best without being poop.

Jay

Sometimes the best you can do is dry your pants and walk away

carl

Sometimes the best you can do is add hot sauce and pretend your not eating a spicy crap sandwich.

ACD


Sometimes the best you can do is choose a different polish.

Regret

Someone got it part right:
... is flush and pray.

Ian Wright

Sometimes you just have to paint the statue the same color as the pigeon manure.

steph

sometimes the best you can do is lose the memo

henry

how about just substitution?
t*rd
excrement

Fin

My uncle always said,"Sometimes you have to put the meat in the bun."

ralla

Sometimes all you can do is add glitter and call it crap-tacular.

John J

Sometimes the best thing you can do is open the pants before you piss.

Bane

“Sometimes the best you can do…” is just keep hiding the body.

Zerbet

This is probably already there somewhere, but I didn't have two weeks to read through them all...

Sometimes, the best you can do is call it a feature and raise the price.

wright1411

Put lipstick on the pig

Brett

Sometimes the best you can do is reinvent the Wheel of Fortune.

Anonymous John

Sometimes the best you can do is swallow your tongue without chewing.

Lazy Boy

Difficult, turd is a pretty potent funny word. I tried to come up with something that would covey the same message.

First I thought of:
Sometimes the best you can do is to move your finger to the other nostril.
Then I saw a few references to nostril in the past posts (got to admit nostril is a pretty funny word).
So I came up with:
Sometimes the best you can do is to sweep the possum in the other lane.
But that isn’t really something the PHB would say. Unless of course you put a cowboy hat on his head.
Since turd is so funny I decided to use two funny words to compensate:
Sometimes the best you can do is to shove the noodle back up your nostril.
Bhaaa using nostril again.

This is something I found hilarious but doesn’t really stick to what the PHB was saying:
Sometimes the best you can do is gasp and hope the girdle will hold the blubber.

Lazy Boy

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