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I liked Family Guys take on 2-1/2 men.

Mike B

It's good to get back to work and catch up with the blogs. "Bought the car for the gravel" - nice. W.r.t. the fondling dentist. I'm not sure I understand the logic of the lady who thought that wearing a really tight shirt was going to put the guy off. This is an example of where we wrongly assume everyone thinks the same way. I'd imagine that any lady illicitly fondled by a dentist would be incandescentally furious and outraged whereas in fact to the lady in question, it was more like being repeatedly given Mr Pibb instead of Dr. Pepper.


You like that show? Oh Scott, I'm never going to feel quite the same about you now...


I suspect there is something mental about coincidences, well there are real coincidences like seems this one, similarly to deja-vu, I think there is some trick on our mind that make coincidences out of non previuosly noticed quite regular events.
This is, of course, a high induced thought as I was in cool turkey from not having my those of penis references.


Absolutely nothing to do with this blog post, but have you seen this news article: and can we expect another evolution blog as a result?


Tomorrow, Scoot will not be posting on his blog. Rather it will be left to the readers as an exercise to come up with the funniest headlines for this article:


How can someone so funny like such an unfunny show?


It's like when you buy a purple car because no one has one and then BAM you see tons of purple cars everywhere. Is it wierd coincidence or is your brain now wired to see the purple cars that have always been around?


I like that show too.

Did you have to resist the urge to fake "hypnosis is working too much" trick ?


Robert Wagner? You at the taping of "Number Two and a Half", with Mini Me being the half. The hypnotist told you differently.


Scott, not only will I watch that episode and listen for your laugh, I will be thinking of your panted penis.

larry horowitz

I tried to watch "2 1/2 Men" a few times to see what all the fuss was about. I couldn't get into it. Know what killed it for me? The canned laughter, so over done.

It's guys like you with your snorting laughs that drive potential viewers away!


for Pedro Santos


Hmmmm. This explains an observation: all stars see themselves as geniuses, even when many clearly are not. When scads of even the brightest of people show up and "babble", stars get a feeling of superiority that is constantly reinforced.


Woow a crazy coincidence (or was it... dun dun dun). I'm very jealous you got invited. I'm a huge fan of Two and Half Men. Whoever writes it definitely has a way with words and innuendo.

Julien Peschar

What are the odds? I watched "West Side Story" last night with Natlie Wood and you were close to someone who was close to Natlie Wood. Coincidence?


never watched a full episode once
i'll check
i was about to write something close to 'woohoo, 1001st post, in what loony bin are you now as consequences of your hypnojoke, do you need rescue or what' but thankfully you updated and let(-ted?) us know where
i wonder where exactly the CBS is situated though
if it was NYC and you did not let us know in order to let us follow you to get an autographed squeacky Dilbert doll('us' is only me in plural btw)
then we are not playing ;-(
if other places, ok, i forgive

my today's fortune says 'it's right in front of your nose'
a very ambiguous remark, short and open to misinterpretations
i have difficulties to identify what that 'it' might be
watching behind my eyeballs
i don't see anything
in front of my nose

would it sound more rhymier if to write 'my nose's front'? :)

Megan N.

You're SO lucky! I absolutely ADORE that show.

What are you going to be for Halloween, Uncle Scott?

-Megan from San Diego

D. Mented

Sitcoms don't usually inspire me, but if I had a chance to go watch The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, or even Mind of Mencia being taped, Robert Wagner could do facial crotch-lunges at me and I probably wouldn't notice.
The Dennis Kucinich interview on Colbert made me laugh harder than I have in decades...It's always the politicians who realise they are on a comedy show and bust loose with the good lines (both parties) Maybe we can get them to switch places with the comedians...Would fix a lot of problems.
D. Mented


By a cosmic coincidence, I was seated a row behind you during that taping. Mr. Robert Wagner found your crotch in his face at least six times thanks to you putting it there. I saw nothing in the elevation of the staging or the manner in which Mr. Robert Wagner was leaning which caused this disturbing display. Your sicko game of my-penis-in-your-celebrity-face is well known in Hollywood. Don't think that any of us have missed the documents posted on The Smoking Gun pertaining to the lawsuits filed against you due to this game--among your victims Dick Cheney, George Stenbrenner, and Jared of those damn Subway commericals.


" of my favorite TV shows, “Two and a Half Men,”"

No wonder you and I often don't see eye to eye on comedy.

I guess I'm just dysfunctional, in a not-liking-Justin-Timberlake kind of way.

Ah, well. I still dig your philosophy.


How did this particular instance compare to your Babylon Five experience? I've been a part of a studio audience, and I could definitely pick out my laughter over others when viewing the results, but considering my laugh, that wouldn't be too difficult.


A Sunday Moment, by a useful idiot.

It's good to have inspired goals: "See to it, brothers, that none of you has a sinful, unbelieving heart that turns away from the living God. But encourage one another daily, so that none of you may be hardened by sin's deceitfulness ... Let us consider how we may spur one another on toward love and good deeds. Let us not give up meeting together, as some are in the habit of doing, but let us encourage one another ... ".

From: Hebrews 3:12-10:25, The Bible



Okay, enough penis jokes. We want more half-baked musings on metaphysics! (Just for variety).

Andrew Weaver

Here's a weird coincidence. Not once yesterday, did I think of Robert Wagner, Two and a Half Men, Charlie Sheen, or many other things that were mentioned in this blog entry.

I did read a Dilbet comic strip in the paper. That kind of art can collide with my life any time.

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