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Sam Milby

Just dropping by to say and good luck to you buddy!

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RJP

Hi Scott,

I've read a couple of your books and enjoyed them both! I think the fundamental difference here can be distilled to this: people read blogs only because they're at work, and since just about anything is better than working, the threshold is set artificially low.

When it comes to a book, the threshold is much greater because: A) I have to pay for it, and (more importantly) B) I have to view reading the book as something so worthwhile that I would substitute that activity (i.e. reading a book) for every other potential activity I could be doing with my time. (Being an eco major, I'm sure you get the reasoning here and could likely devise a formula to measure it. :-)

If nobody had to work for a living, blog readership would be reduced to the set of people who write blogs themselves, as they seem to be the group of people most interested in what is on other people's blogs.

Hope that helps!
Bob

RJP

Hi Scott,

I've read a couple of your books and enjoyed them both! I think the fundamental difference here can be distilled to this: people read blogs only because they're at work, and since just about anything is better than working, the threshold is set artificially low.

When it comes to a book, the threshold is much greater because: A) I have to pay for it, and (more importantly) B) I have to view reading the book as something so worthwhile that I would substitute that activity (i.e. reading a book) for every other potential activity I could be doing with my time. (Being an eco major, I'm sure you get the reasoning here and could likely devise a formula to measure it. :-)

If nobody had to work for a living, blog readership would be reduced to the set of people who write blogs themselves, as they seem to be the group of people most interested in what is on other people's blogs.

Hope that helps!
Bob

Dan

Absolutly.

st512

The people who know about blogs probably read it on the web and won't pay for the old stories. All the other people might not understand what the book is about.

The marriage theme would have worked better because many people can relate to the topic. I can imagine someone looking for 'a funny book about getting married' as a present. If you put in some more work, write a few more chapters of episodes you did not yet post in the blog and maybe use some of the many suggestions you got from mails or comments, I'm sure you can make a nice book that will sell pretty well.
Than you can write a sequel about how it is to be married. And if one day luck lets you down (I hope it won't) you can make the best out of it and write part III about getting divorced.

A blog book is much more difficult because you can't sell people what they already got.
As an added value for your blog readers you could include some of the best comments on some of your post. Because most of us don't take the time to dig through >100 crap comments to find that one pearl.
Maybe you could write some funny comments on the comments too.

If you know that already I appologize for wasting your time ;-)

UTAWAPOS

For some reason your use of the term "shit stirrer" had me in stitches. Nice one :-)

Maryanne

NO!!

There is another factor to who reads blogs and that is: "where do they do their reading and why".

Books I read at home in free time.
Blogs (especially this one) are my coffee break reading. It's more work-place acceptable to take 5 minutes to read something online than it is to take 5 minutes and open a novel.

So, the reason I read the blog (and almost never look at the comments) is the ease of doing it mid-day as a 5 minute escape. A book would TOTALLY not provide me the same satisfaction (I'd just read comics instead).

Yet another Dilbert fan

I don't think the explanation is complicated -different title, seasoning, etc etc etc...-, but has to do with added value.

When you announced that old posts were taken out because they'd be in your new book, I immediately went to The Way Back Machine [ http://www.archive.org/index.php ] and thought: why would I buy something that is already available for free?

I have bought blog-books, e.g. the PostSecret.com ones. The added value is seeing some postcards not posted before, and also having a nice print of them :)

Lymonhead

SCOTT - NO!

(I sell books as a side business and just finished packing some I need to mail this morning on my way to the other work). If you write a book about weddings, the ONLY people interested are women. And they only (maybe 99%) want to see it from the woman's point of view because to a woman, the man's point of view is irrelevant and they would rather pretend that it is wonderful in his opinion than hear the actual thoughts and phrases that are going on in his mind in picture form (since we think in pictures). Most men do not think white frilly table settings are a nice image to keep in their brains so they decide to think about something else, which probably comes AFTER the wedding. If, by some abnormality, your precursors to the wedding were something women would actually be interested in, then you could POSSIBLY write about that. Men do not like to think about weddings. They would rather think about a pig roast. Making that book would be a mistake unless your book appealed to women.

As for blogs, there are a few reasons people read your blog:
1) to argue with you
2) to see what crazy idea you have today
3) NOT to read the news - we are sick of that
4) for philosotainment - why your (main) book on that matter is popular
5) for a short thing to do that doesn't take much time and is thought-provoking, even when they disagree with it

People read books for ENTIRELY different reasons: For examples:
1) To take them away for a long time so they can forget the mundaneness of their lives.
2) To take them to a very distant, completely different "world". I don't mean just fantasy here, sci-fi and other stuff applies.
3) For philosotainment, philosophy, history, culture, religious purposes, etc.
4) For quick laughs. To pick up a Garfield book and read a few strips in the 80's or a Sniglet.
5) Other reasons that are not pertinent. Like for information.

So, I suggest NEVER to write a book about weddings. Unless you really are crazy and women would be interested in your point of view OR if you are so crazy that men would actually be interested (like if you blew up the reception room because Nazis were coming to take her away). Since you wrote about the wedding in your blog, I don't think it was about how beautiful the doilies will look so the women wouldn't be interested.

As for other books, I suggest sticking with one of the 5 reasons above people read books. You could sell philosotainment. If it is well thought-out, you can write it almost in the same type of language as you use in your blogs and WE will buy it (if we have the money).

Peace.

Joe

Yes.

Sondra

With the marriage theme, I'd have called it 'The Ramblings of an Almost Married Man'

I think people would have bought it to find out what 'almost married' means.

Rev. Mitcz

I risk repeating what might've already been said in the comments, but without sifting through the ~270 comments posted already, there's no way to be sure.

I have an informed theory on the popularity of your blog vs. a book of similar writing. I only say "informed" because I almost never comment on blog entries (and this is I think the first time I've commented on one of yours, though I've read nearly every entry).

A few things come to mind :
1. I don't have time for books, cause I'm in front of the computer (usually working - either for myself, or one of my clients). I bought Carl Sagan's book "Billions and Billions" about 2 months ago and I haven't even read in the inside cover.

2. This writing is short-form. With a spare 5-10 mins in a day, I can complete reading at least one, sometimes several, blog entries. I can't really determine the length of time I would spend finishing a chapter in a book, and leaving off mid-chapter feels wrong and incomplete.

3. I can see what others might think of a given post. I don't care to wade through 100s of comments at a time, but a cursory glance through select comments gives me some amusing insight.

4. It doesn't cost anything - so if I didn't like a given entry, I didn't technically "lose" anything.

5. It's easier to figure out whether or not I'm going to like a given blog entry within the first few sentences. There's no way I'd get an idea for whether or not I'll probably like a book unless I've read through several hundred pages.

6. From a slacker standpoint - no one knows I'm reading a blog as opposed to actually working. Sitting here with a book in my hand says to people "I'm not working. I'm leisurely reading something".

Anywho - just my $0.02.

Rev. Mitcz

I risk repeating what might've already been said in the comments, but without sifting through the ~270 comments posted already, there's no way to be sure.

I have an informed theory on the popularity of your blog vs. a book of similar writing. I only say "informed" because I almost never comment on blog entries (and this is I think the first time I've commented on one of yours, though I've read nearly every entry).

A few things come to mind :
1. I don't have time for books, cause I'm in front of the computer (usually working - either for myself, or one of my clients). I bought Carl Sagan's book "Billions and Billions" about 2 months ago and I haven't even read in the inside cover.

2. This writing is short-form. With a spare 5-10 mins in a day, I can complete reading at least one, sometimes several, blog entries. I can't really determine the length of time I would spend finishing a chapter in a book, and leaving off mid-chapter feels wrong and incomplete.

3. I can see what others might think of a given post. I don't care to wade through 100s of comments at a time, but a cursory glance through select comments gives me some amusing insight.

4. It doesn't cost anything - so if I didn't like a given entry, I didn't technically "lose" anything.

5. It's easier to figure out whether or not I'm going to like a given blog entry within the first few sentences. There's no way I'd get an idea for whether or not I'll probably like a book unless I've read through several hundred pages.

6. From a slacker standpoint - no one knows I'm reading a blog as opposed to actually working. Sitting here with a book in my hand says to people "I'm not working. I'm leisurely reading something".

Anywho - just my $0.02.

Hep

Don't feel bad I plan on buying 3 copies of your book to give out as gifts for people I don't like,,, er I mean people I think would enjoy it! Maybe 4, I dislike more people every moment!

HowManycomicsdoes i t take to change a lightbulb

I think some of the reason towards humor as a season is that it deflects the humor from the targets who can't take a joke. A lot of people don't seem to have a sense of humor, everyone is complaining about being "dissed", damage to their "rep", etc. Personally I think much of the "credit" goes to the PC mentality as well as kids growing up in school where there are no losers or winners, competition is bad and we must stroke everyone's self-image. A lot of what went on in schools back when us old farts graduated HS certainly sucked, but recognizing a job well done, or some healthy competition and even handling defeat are skills needed in the real world.

Cathy

It's all in the format.

A blog is not like a book - it's like an article in a newspaper or magazine. Garrison Keilor writes columns for newspapers, and they do quite well and get his writing out to non-readers of blogs. I check blogs I like daily like reading a newspaper column.

It may also be in "image". You've been typecast. To many, you are the creator of Dilbert - period. If they don't identify with Dilbert, perhaps they won't read your book even if it isn't about Dilbert.

Are you really trying to reach the 95% or were you trying to make more money on the blog material? Your blog is not very developed in terms of ads and links. You could do more with this format.

As for commentors, who'd want to be in your book since you obviously consider us "monkeys" and have a disdain for us? Well, I would, if you link to my blog :-)
www.lifetimelearning.blogspot.com

Nico Voskamp

I seriously would like to know why you did the log-into-a-book-project. It
a. gives a general feeling of an old dinner being reheated,
b. looses its wittyness without the Internet-context
c. makes you (Scott) look greedy.
So seriously: why did you do it?

Michel de Becdelièvre

So your conclusion is that humor being all about transgression is going to travel more and more into bizarland ?
I believe our time is cursed with overlong memories. People get jaded because everything is available.
Before photo / audio / video recording it was possible to be "original" for each generation, most art was forgotten / destroyed fairly soon after it was issued, making it easier to be "original".
Now artists have to compete against 200 years of perfectly recorded art history (and a lot more of imperfect record thanks to archaeologist), and it is getting harder and harder to surprise and shock.
Feels a little like porno movies, they are more and more deconnected from reality, because everything has already been shown somewhere.

Andreas Toscano

Much better.

l.a. guy

Wow... there are some astonishingly well reasoned comments on this topic. I guess the lesson is you should have posted this topic BEFORE you put the book together.

For what it's worth I bought the book for no other reason than I read your blog nearly everyday and it was a modest way to pay you back for your effort. Then I promptly xeroxed a hundred copies and gave it to everyone I know. They all seemed to enjoy it.

But seriously, thank you for writing the blog. It's the only one I would actually pay to read. And I really did buy the book. :-)

ahbee

It would have been funnier if it had been entitled "The Year I got Married to a Dog." But I'm pretty sure your wife would have taken exception.

Chad

"People enjoy Dilbert to the degree that they recognize the situations. I season it with cleverness and cruelty and mild violations of norms, but mostly it’s about the recognition factor."

I rummaged up some of the old Dilbert paperbacks a few days ago, and I think I enjoyed Dilbert a lot more when he was being an engineer (inventing anti-gravity machines, etc.) rather than him being an office worker.

I also noticed he was a lot taller then.

I miss Bob.

Chad

"Only a small portion of the chapters are directly about the wedding, but it all tracks my state of mind, as the tension ratcheted up. In fact, my original proposed title for the book was The Year I Got Married.

Do you think that title and approach would have worked better?"

Yes.

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